It Came From The Porch : Apartment Tour

Engravings? No, not really. Just a nice place to lay in the afternoon, with the window open just enough to catch the breeze.

More of the room, and another of Judy's paintings. There's a closet door to the right, and through that...

The monstrous closet/dressing room. I think it used to be an upstairs outside porch. Becky's got one just like it on the other side of the righthand wall, although hers is much bigger. Dunno if you can tell, but that's an Apple Computer sticker on the bong...

Well, that's pretty much it for my apartment. Come on downstairs and I'll walk you out the front.

La la la... down the stairs...

And into the front hallway, just outside of Rob and Sid's apartment. That's Rob studying hard (and hating it), and a few minutes later Micro-kitty came out to see why I had the front door open and if that meant she could now leave the house and explore the exciting world that she's sure is out there. The answer to that question would be no, you're an indoor kitty, I know you don't like it but we all have problems and we all have to deal with them and don't give me that cute look I'm not letting you out no I KNOW you wanna see what's out there DAMMIT MICRO QUIT!

This is our front porch, site of an occasional get-together and many candles. Those evil boxes to the right frequently spawn bills... I'm not sure how that works, and it always makes me nervous to put my hand in there, because they're just high enough that I can't look into them and I never know what I'm gonna come out with. Bloody stump, maybe?

Well, thanks for coming over, hope to see ya again soon. I'm gonna go back upstairs and surf the newsgroups for a while, see if there's anything new on alt.redheads or alt.fan.oksana-bayul.small-tits. Take it easy!

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