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Super Secret Special Sneak-Peak-a-Roo!
Our It Came From The Porch Spy Cameras caught... uh... we're not sure what they caught!
But it sure looks intriguing... don't it? :)
Took a little trip out to KMart. Woopee! Man, you KNOW I'm hurtin' when a trip to the Big K is an adventure. Had lunch at a Mexican restaraunt... one of three on the same corner. Sheesh.
Newly shaved head, I'm ready to go...
... jammin' in the car. Nah, not even any cool music to jam to, I was just being silly. I'm good at that.
Tanya bought eight million dollars worth of haircare products. And an eight million gallon bottle of Suave Antibacterial Soap. So now every container in the house that was even ALMOST empty now contains Suave Antibacterial Soap.
KMart sells condoms, personal lubricants and other birth control and personal pleasure items. They are conveniently located in the pharmacy.
"In my DEFENSE, I have a LOT of hair, and it takes a lot of haircare products. And my hair looks really cool today. - Tanya
In a locked case.
Agh! Ok, who needs condoms the most?
Horny teenagers.
What teenager (no matter how horny) is gonna go track down a salesperson and ask for them to open the condom case? Yeah right. Hell, we wanted some of the liquid KY that was in there and we wouldn't go chase someone down! Can you imagine a 17 year old kid buying condoms for the first time? Come on, people.
I guess KMart has a vested interest in future customers.
So what else is new today?
Got an ulcer. An ulcer, for pete's (or somebody's) sake.
Only cool thing about this is that once they figured out why I was so nauseous, they could medicate accordingly. I like not feeling like I'm gonna blow serious chunks every morning, or anytime I got a little bit hungry. So I'm munching two Pepcid AC tablets a day, and things are much better now.
Rob and Sid might be coming up tomorrow! Wa-hoo! Get yer asses up here, kids, I miss ya. There's even a slim chance that Christy will come as well.
"Yes I'm going insane... you know I'm laughing at the frozen rain... feel so alone, honey, when they gonna send me home?"
Bad Sneakers and a pina colada, my friend.
So this morning is seventies music time. A little Steely Dan, a little ELO... maybe I'll put some Queen on later. Who knows? The future fairly sparkles before me!
It's Saturday, and I don't have to be back at the hospital until Tuesday, gimme a hallelujah, can you dig it? Yes I can! Pretty soon I'm-a gonna move to only once a week. I suppose that's a sign that eventually, this WILL end.
Wouldn't she look good with a bit of tribal around her arm? We were drawing on each other with an eyeliner pen. I got an eyeball on the back of me bald head.
Yesterday at the hospital, they didn't have a free room in the outpatient clinic, so they put me in an empty inpatient room. A room exactly like the one I spent a month in. (shudder) Did I really do that? It passed so quickly! This recovery period seems to be draggin out, but man, that first part just blew by. I feel like I'm just gonna be like this forever, can't really imagine living normally again. Guess that'll pass... but when I get home, I'm gonna be wandering around with wide eyes, touching things and muttering to myself.
"Got a case of dynamite, I could hold out here all night..."
Peace, chilluns.